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BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[  ] You know what a brolly is.
[  ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[  ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[  ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[  ] Fish and chips are yummy.
[  ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[  ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[  ] It's football.... Not soccer.

Total = 1

AUSTRALIAN
[x] You wear flip-flops all year.
[  ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[  ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[  ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[  ] You're a bit of a bogan.

Total = 3


ITALIAN
[  ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[  ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[  ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.  
[  ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.

Total = 3


SPANISH
[  ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[  ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[  ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[  ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total = 1


RUSSIAN
[x] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[  ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You can speak some Russian
[X] You love listening to techno.

Total = 4

POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[  ] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish
[] People randomly call you their best friend.
[] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup

Total =

IRISH
[  ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[  ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[  ] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[  ] You have/had red hair.
[  ] You have/had freckles.

Total = 2


GERMAN
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think American Chocolate is good.
[X] You speak some German.   (A LOT!)
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're under 5'4".
[  ] You have been to Germany

Total = 7

CANADIAN
[] You like to ride 4 wheeler.
[  ] You love beer.
[  ] You say eh.
[  ] You know what poutine is.
[  ] You speak some French.
[  ] You love Tim Horton's.
[  ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[  ] You watch Degrassi.

Total = 0

FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[x] You love wine.
[  ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[  ] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[  ] You have been to France.
[  ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or Jewish.

Total =  3


AMERICAN
[x] You like fast food.
[x] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[  ] You can trace your ancestry back to Ellis Island... 1627 Connecticut
[x] You watch way too much TV
[  ] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[x] You have a dog.
[  ] You have a cushy job
[  ] You cried when Steve Jobs died

Total = 4

NORWEGIAN
[  ] You know what lefse is.
[  ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[  ] You love trolls.
[  ] You know what lutefisk is.
[  ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[  ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[X] You know how to fish or have fished before.

Total= 2

BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[  ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[  ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[  ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[  ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.   
[  ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
   
Total: 3

DUTCH
[] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.  
[  ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.  
[  ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[  ] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[  ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[  ] You tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 2

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